Own a piece of Buckingham Palace

I wish I could think of something like this.
Have a look at this. I had this in my email inbox this morning.

A Piece of Buckingham Palace

Own A Unique Royal Collectable Gift For Christmas

£4.65 FREE Delivery
A Spare Family Christmas Gift, so Grab it Now
Fast UK Delivery is included | Orders dispatched within 24 hours

* Hand picked leaf from Buckingham Palace * Includes frame and personalised certificate *

The GrabitNow offer today is a very different kind of gift. This
unique novelty gift package actually gives you a chance to own a piece
of Buckingham Palace.

Inside every gift package is a hand selected fallen leaf from
outside the walled gardens of the official residence of Her Majesty
Queen Elizabeth The Second.

Each gift set also includes an elegant gold coloured frame and a personalised certificate for displaying this special gift.

Once the leaf has been dried and pressed – a simple process
you can do at home yourself – you can mount the leaf in the frame
along with a certificate.

You can print a certificate at home with the included template, or
send off a stamped addressed envelope to have one sent back to you.

This is a truly unique and personal gift. It’s a perfect Christmas present for fans of the royalty.

Grab this hot deal of the day now!

Features:

• Hand-picked leaf from Buckingham Palace’s walled garden
• Includes gold coloured frame for wall mounting
• Print your own certificate or send off for one
• Unique and personal Christmas gift

This is a novelty gift item:
Our supplier confirms that every preserved leaf has been scooped off
the pavements of where the Royal Trees overhang onto the streets and
are accessible by the general public. However this still remains a
Piece of Buckingham Palace! Please also note that “The
Society for Horticultural Science and Preservation” is also a
novelty organisation and these words are purely used to enhance this
gift product…it still remains a great gift idea for the
Grandparents or maybe an office joke, where you can actually claim,
“I own a Piece of Buckingham Palace”.

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Garfield on the Oil crisis

This was emailed to me recently and not only is it funny…

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in ……  The North Sea
Our DIPSTICKS are located in ……… Westminster!

Any questions?
NO? I didn’t think so.