Garfield on the Oil crisis

This was emailed to me recently and not only is it funny…

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in ……  The North Sea
Our DIPSTICKS are located in ……… Westminster!

Any questions?
NO? I didn’t think so.

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